were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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