They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
