I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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