I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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