normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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