is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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