youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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