Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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