do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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