im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.