if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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