I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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