I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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