we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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