Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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