I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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