just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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