white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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