this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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