the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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