goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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