I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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