you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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