he puts the penis in happiness.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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