I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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