But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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