y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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