We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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