i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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