we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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