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If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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