i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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