I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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