My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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