shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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