wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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