We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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