He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Two words: blizzard sex
I have fence marks all over my body
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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