i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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