it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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