did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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