this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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