everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
handjob tips. give me some.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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