no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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