He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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