Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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