idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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