Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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