I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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