That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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