Dual....:-)
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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