do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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