i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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