DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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